how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
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I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
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So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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