I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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