Dual....:-)
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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