She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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