I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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