try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I love you.
Bad choice
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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