Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
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Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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