Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I just blew my weed a kiss
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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