I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
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