Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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