I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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