Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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