I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
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You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.