I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
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Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now