quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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