We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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