Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
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He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
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He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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