This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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