Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
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You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
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Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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