Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Randomize
