Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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