I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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