Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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