you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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