Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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