Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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