I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Send help, water and tortillas.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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