My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
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dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
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Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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