"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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