Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
