What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
