you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
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Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
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I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize