Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
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You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Of course I have a pirate flag
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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