but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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