chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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