So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
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Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
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First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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