Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(310): View more from California

This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder

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(231): View more from Michigan

So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again

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(912): View more from Georgia

Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.

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(330): View more from Ohio

be the chaos you wish to see in the world...

(717): View more from Pennsylvania

i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text

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