and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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