Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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