He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
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