It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
