maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Randomize