You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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