I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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