Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
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