Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
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Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
the raccoons are back...
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