Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
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They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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