You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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