i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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