No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
A+ Viking dick
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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