shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
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Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
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Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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