And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
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she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
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Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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