His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
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And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
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Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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