So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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