do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
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Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
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some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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