ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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