He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
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do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
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I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
why is half of my head shaved?
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