I want to make a zoo with you.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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