Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
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I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
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I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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